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271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security.
Archive for March, 2008
Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses
Monday, March 31st, 2008Iraqi Militias Ordered off the Streets
Monday, March 31st, 2008In todays news, Al-Sadr orders his militias to hold back, Condi gets the Israelis to revamp roadblocks, and Zimbabwe may have a new president.
Marta Costello hosts the gnooze the g is silent - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
Gates Orders Physical Inventory Of Nuclear Weapons
Friday, March 28th, 2008US Defense Secretary Robert Gates orders a complete catalog of nukes after a shipping snafu, Iraqs PM takes a hard line against Shiite militias and Russia would really rather the US didn’t create a missile defense shield.
Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the g is silent). Todays news in about 3 minutes.