Archive for March, 2008

Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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271 are dead after an Onion News Network Special Investigative Report on airport security.


Iraqi Militias Ordered off the Streets

Monday, March 31st, 2008

In todays news, Al-Sadr orders his militias to hold back, Condi gets the Israelis to revamp roadblocks, and Zimbabwe may have a new president.

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Gates Orders Physical Inventory Of Nuclear Weapons

Friday, March 28th, 2008

US Defense Secretary Robert Gates orders a complete catalog of nukes after a shipping snafu, Iraqs PM takes a hard line against Shiite militias and Russia would really rather the US didn’t create a missile defense shield.

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